Surviving an Internet vacation

I Survived my Internet Vacation
By Lore Sjöberg

Lore Sjöberg is one of my favorite humor writers. He did one of the funniest sites ever to exist, Brunching Shuttlecocks. I don't think it exists any more but you can still get some of the goodness with this Wired column. He also has one of my favorite author bios at the bottom of the page:
Born helpless, nude and unable to provide for himself, Lore Sjöberg eventually overcame these handicaps to become...(some new thing every time)